Debbie writes Bacon is great because no matter how badly you cook it, it still tastes good. By the way, why don't you ever write to me anymore, you bastard??  So WHAT if your lousy girlfriend dumped you?  GET OVER IT.  JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  You never fucking stopped complaining about her all the time you were together.  FUCK!!! (John shrugs and continues stabbing himself in the arm with shards of broken crockery)