Crap Girlfriend writes... Hah! Found you! Now i know where you surf! Well i can verify that he IS a crap boyfriend and i would like to say i want John to draw.....Perfect missus'. Sigh.  Pretzel is my perfect missus. Not only can she beat me at kitchen football... ...she also looks a bit like Felicity Kendal (but with short hair) and feeds me on nut loaf and mmmm...  steamed broccoli (best vegetable in the world).  Scrummy.  How could anybody else ever compare? With the odd exception...