Scarlett writes... Can you illustrate this old rap of mine about my brother? The funkuation meister, Anaemic shyster, Complicated shit on a kit, The beat zeitgeister, It's rated highly, His octopus stylee, Bending your perception like a Bridget Riley. (now get back to your Northern nihilistic mob, and keep the fuck away from my bird) I do like your way with words.  V. evocative. Okay, I'm pretty sure I got everything in here... He's shitting perception-bending ink out of his arse in an octopus stylee on a Kit (Kat) And I've never been anywhere NEAR your bird, Essex scum.